ONWARD AND UPWARD Picking up pieces Like social diseases The birds and bees is A thing that appeases The lad and the lady Who this time say maybe A bit of a problem That seldom needs stopping There’s no consolation In carbon aged dating What’s up with this mating When the species is hating Itself Get help Moral dilemmas Just like salmonella The filly and the fella Made ill by the smell of Immanent sorrow When they wake up tomorrow And look in the mirror In absolute horror That they are together Through all kinds of weather This better get better Or they might let their Love end What then? Onward and upward We give our love to thee Wearing short sleeved shirts With our hearts out on our sleeves Onward and upward Each day is do or die Risking all for the sake of love Emotional suicide But each time In the beginning I know you are the one We were meant to be together And each time I was wrong © McGie/Lundquist